Saturday, July 28, 2012

Where's the Beef?

Right here in my mouf, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!
I love it when the human has big wow beef ribs. I always get one for dessert!

She Ain't No Jimi Hendrix

So, the human has taken up the guitar. Bought herself a nice acoustic for the equivalent of 4 or 5 giant bags of dog food. Hmmm.... She sounds kinda retarded on the thing, if you ask me, but it's early days yet. Hey, I can see myself in the pickguard, cool!

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Fluffy Princess

The humans went to Disneyland, AGAIN without yours truly fluffy. So, the least the human could do was buy me something spayshul, and WHOA NELLIE WHAT'S THIS???

Friday, July 13, 2012

Horribly Offended

There is no picture available for this particular blog post. See, the human woke up in the wee hours this morning because of some REALLY loud thunder. She wondered where I was, and eventually found me under the bed. Now, it just so happened that I was awake thinking about things, the way you do, and I became concerned about where my yellow ball had gotten to, so I thought "hey, maybe it rolled under the bed!" and went to look for it. But the silly human started laughing, thinking I was HIDING. I was NOT HIDING.  I was looking for my ball. The human can make all the jokes she wants about fluffy bomb shelters under the bed, I simply don't CARE. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Shplft!

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Lay like a rug

Note, head is on carpet but fluffy body is on cool tiles, all for optimal comfort. I AM a corgi, after all...

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Happy Barkday, America!!!

Hey, do these fireworks make my butt look big?