1. Will encourage human to lose a few pounds so she doesn't keel over from a heart attack. Otherwise, I might not get fed or walked!
2. Will try and be more helpful to the human, now that she's getting on in years. I'm young and smart. She's not.
3. Which all neatly segues into working on the human to get me a corgi companion. This being an only dog thingy is kinda boring, frankly. And if she has two corgis to contend with, she'll be more active, physically and mentally. It's a win-win thingy for both of us!