So, the human was going on about PETA recently. She seems to think it's all about eradicating domestic animals, even getting rid of "pets" like cats and dogs. Where do they get their information? PETA, as all good animals know, stands for People Eaten as Tasty Appetizers. It’s a shell organization, started by Lions for the Serengeti. The American contingent is made up mostly of grizzlies and mountain lions living in the west out here. They get people to join, ostensibly to protect the rights of poor defenseless animals. Butt what’s really happening is that those poor defenseless people are being groomed as hors d’oeuvres. I saw a big ol’ Rottweiler trotting down the street just the other day wearing a t-shirt that said, “I love PETA members. They taste just like chicken”. Seriously!