Nope, this isn't a modern retelling of the classic fable. This is the real deal! My human left to go have "lunch" with her momma. Suddenly, she came running back in, grabbed her camera, and put my collar and lead on, saying "Stella, you gotta see this!". Out the door we went, and WHOA NELLIE!! There was this big, kinda roundish thingy, and I suddenly realized it had a head and legs! The human said it was a tortoise. Welp, it sure was the strangest thing I ever saw. The human managed to capture my brave defense on video. Be sure you're sitting down when you see this one!