Saturday, September 26, 2009

Hatchet Job

I am a Fluff. That means my fur is naturally longer than that of ordinary corgis. I know for a fact that my human was delighted to be enslaved by a Fluffy. She knows Fluffies are special. She was even getting the Fluffy Power calendar for years before she got me. So, would someone PLEASE explain to me why she feels it necessary to take a scissors to me? And it always starts out the same, “oh, just a little trim, you’re looking a big scraggly”. Helloooo, I’m a dog! And I’m not some stinkin showdog who has to look pretty all the time. That little trim invariably leads to disaster and what I not so fondly refer to as a “botched butt”. Look at my poor butt, just look at it!!

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